Silly Husband!!!

Dave received this email from his dad earlier this week:

If you have some things I can put in about your family in our 2008 holiday newsletter I would sure like to hear about it. I'm hoping to get this printed and in the mail later this week. I have most of the normal stuff but if you have things you'd like for me to report I would appreciate it. Thanks,-Dad

My ever so hilarious husband's reply:

Well let's see. You probably have the big stuff, but here is a quick rundown:

Emma recently graduated to the nursery and church now has a purpose again for Daddy. Emma was recently voted most likely to be addicted to shoes from her nursery class. Her mother is very proud.

Dylan likes to announce every time he poops on the potty "I went poop, I went poop!!!!" Dylan had the lead roll in the primary musical. He is currently auditioning for the lead role in High School Musical 12. Right now he is narrowing his career choices down to fighter pilot or puppy. At this point it's 50-50.

Megan recently won the award for "Best Service Ever!" while working at the Cheesecake Factory. Currently the company is considering making her the new CEO based upon her heroics in trying to save a cart full of liqueur from tipping over and crashing. Megan sacrificed her body to save the adult beverages and the company is very thankful. Megan also recently completed the certification for the RSC (registered shopping consultant) and plans to have a small bedroom built inside of the new part of the Roseville Mall.

Dave Jr. recently completed his internship at the hospital, passed the BAR examine, certified as capable on supersonic aircraft and just completed his thesis on "Quantum physics and it's relation to sub-atomic molecules" from which we expect him to receive the Nobel Peace prize early next year. After his unexplained growth spurt which left Dave standing at 6'4" and 245lbs of solid muscle, he is considering several offers from top tier teams from Major League Baseball, the NFL, the NBA and the professional badminton league.

Happy holidays,

the Dave Jr. Family

Seriously...where does he come up with this stuff...I am still laughing!!!!